TGAC(Top Gear After Clarkson) is horrible. It has nothing to do with the hosts although the Screaming Guy does suck pretty bad. It’s more the producing and writing. I bet you could take an old script and run the Joey and Screaming Guy through it and it would be a decent show. Obviously that won’t work as we’ve seen…

1st Gear: This demonstrates the fundamental problem with CAFE. Forcing the manufacturers to make small, fuel efficient cars doesn’t change what people want to buy. To quote Bob Lutz, “reducing fuel consumption by forcing automakers to sell smaller and more frugal vehicles is like fighting the nation’s obesity epidemic…

That’s a low-hanging-fruit comment you just plucked...

That’s some low hanging fruit you just plucked...

That would be Superb.

Nows your chance BMW. Bring back the popup headlights. I know there are pedestrian safety standards but rich people can pay to piece people back together. If it runs me over I wouldn’t mind having a popup headlamp stuck in my chest to play peekaboo with.

Self-driving minivan, eh? “Kids, I am programmed to deliver you safely to school in the most efficient manner possible. Please refrain from kicking the seats in the first row. Yes, my video queue is searching for Berenstain Bears now. On-board vacuum is activating, please cease your dropping of Goldfish crackers into…

The Pelican 1510 Travel Case.

The Pelican 1510 Travel Case.

But I AM my fat friend...

Yup. How about a training ‘exercise’ where they refuel one of these with barrels and a hand pump.

big points to you Big Gator for the Dale Brown reference... almost looks like the Old Dog...

What War Games in Spain might look like:

Somewhere, Dale Brown just got an erection.

This is Jalopnik. The rest of Gawker Media doesn't give a crap about us.

We must come together and fund $kay for a new GT!

Of course I ask for a supervisor ot a second opinion. And sometimes I'll even call twice just to get a second representative. I left it out to keep the post as concise as possible and because I figured that exhausting my other options was implied by the phrase "when in doubt," but I suppose that's not the case. It…

it's odd for me now that i first saw it on other news outlets, and then jalopnik.. usually it's the other way around, at least by a day or two..

lol, even ice doesn't want to be around the new cherokee.....

And that's how we will end up with F-35s delivering the mail....

"Why buy this run-down european country when you can have this stealth super-bomber instead?"