Ugh, PLCAA should get them thrown out immediately... Damned court making a mockery of the law.

Jalopnik is leaking. I approve.

Or it looks like you’re a photographer, or someone moving prototype medical devices, or a locksmith with lots of heavy tools, or dozens of other occupations where your equipment is vital to your success and livelihood.

Or it looks like you’re a photographer, or someone moving prototype medical devices, or a locksmith with lots of…

nope. though I generally think of it how it would actually work. Extend the handle, put your foot through the handle and have that part at the bottom, buoyancy will keep it upside-down for you, basically becoming a +60 pound float to help you stay up, you could then hold onto the case and remain floating for a very…

nope. though I generally think of it how it would actually work. Extend the handle, put your foot through the handle…

Hot damn! That’s amazing, I can’t wait to check them out.

Hot damn! That’s amazing, I can’t wait to check them out.

That one’s great too! Makes it much more travel focused.

That one’s great too! Makes it much more travel focused.

Edit: One more thing, it’s plenty strong enough to be used as an impromptu: seat, step-stool, or footrest, which is great for travel!

Edit: One more thing, it’s plenty strong enough to be used as an impromptu: seat, step-stool, or footrest, which is…

I agree, I’ve checked it, thrown it in the back of pickup trucks, knocked it down a flight of stairs, and even used it as a makeshift rest for my rifle. It’s got downsides yes, but it’s really a buy it once and never think about needing to replace it ever again kind of purchase.

I agree, I’ve checked it, thrown it in the back of pickup trucks, knocked it down a flight of stairs, and even used…

The Pelican 1510 Travel Case.

The Pelican 1510 Travel Case.

you just made me cringe...

Oh my god the Texas overpasses... I’m always amazed by their scale...

I inexplicably want this now. Thanks...

A little bit more than that actually, 98.4252 feet to be exact. That thing is about 9.3% longer than you even imagined it to be. It’s massive. Consider that full size Semi Trailers are only 53 feet...

Gotta be that head injury of yours..

Yeah, stop a black tip .30-06 and then i’ll call it AP bullet resistant. Anything less than that isn’t exactly worth a damned as far as AP resistance. Personally I don’t consider anything “bulletproof” until it can stop rounds from an A-10 Warthog. So in that case, perhaps an Iowa Class Battleship, in some areas, is…

Ah, the AmeriBoner... Been there. Good luck.

I thought that the “Tail Stinger” as they call it out the back was to originally hold a rear facing radar, was it really originally for weight distribution then they slapped a radar in it? Source?

Do I need to show my Mazda Credentials at the door? Would you like to see the registration, owners manual, or ignition key? Should I show the callouses on my left foot and right hand from driving a manual in Austin traffic?

Ugh, I guess I’m in. Wooo Monday Night!?

I’ll argue that a G-Wagon is a luxury vehicle, at least in the US of A. Unimog’s are also my kind of luxury...