I eagerly await the “look, everyone’s done that” defense - no they fucking don’t. I am a white person and I assure you (not you specifically; “you” in the hypothetical sense) that I have never burst into racist screaming when with only other white people or when alone. Never.
When people say “everyone’s done it”…

My experience with shitty bro-dicks in professional environments disputes this. Whispered racial and homophobic slurs are the cornerstone of every douchebro in a salaried office.

You don’t have to stress that the audio can get loud. Nobody has ever softly whispered ‘Nigger’ in the history of the English language.

“Does the person display sexually disinhibited or intrusive behaviour, such as touching (themselves/others), hugging, groping, etc., in a manner that is out of character or may cause offence?”

“his brain doesn’t work properly and I don’t understand how people keep operating based on the premise that it does.”

Yup, that’s what I’m getting from Trump. I know that you can’t give armchair diagnoses, but he sounds exactly like my granddad when he was in the early stages of dementia. There’s a thought or a point that he wanted to make but halfway though he got derailed and he didn’t make sense. The difference is that granddad…

In this political era, there seem to be three types of people

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You’re providing health. This is (unintelligible). Here, everything, pretty much everything you do in government, involves heart, whereas in business, most things don’t involve heart.

Way higher then what men pay. No question. No debate. I completely agree.

When my first was born, I approached my firm and asked for paternity leave. They had to think about it because no man had ever asked for that and here I was, a 2d year associate. I had taken 3 weeks of vacation when my child was born so that I could be with my wife and newborn. I received 6 weeks PAID leave (I…

He never asks Felger the most important and obvious question, which is “Why do you even have a family?”, because it becomes painfully obvious that the dude only lives to work, and literally everything else is secondary to that. Felger even blurts out “My family and I prioritize my work” as if there has been some…

Had a coworker throw a shit fit that another coworker took 3 weeks off when her younger sister died unexpectedly. His defense was, well when my Grandfather died at age 91 on a Thursday I was back to work on Monday. Pissed me right off. People grieve in different ways. His grandfather was 91, lived a full life and he…

It’s a macho douchebag thing, but ladies do it too ... especially if they’re trying to make it in a macho profession, because otherwise the macho douchebags at their workplaces will ridicule them for trying to care for their children and at the same time will hint that they’re “not tough enough” to do their jobs. 

There once was a man from Nantucket
His child was born he said ‘Fuck it’
Back to work he would roam the wife back at home
Spewing hot takes til his ass kicks the bucket

THATS BECAUSE YOUR A SOFT CUCK BRO. REAL MEN DONT NEED VACATION THEY PUT THERE NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE

The best is when people you know talk about how “productive” they are and feel the need to be “productive” on their days off from work, because if they aren’t actively accomplishing something then they are a failure.

You know what nobody’s said on their deathbed? “I wish I’d worked more.”

Capitalism really does a number on some people.

I took 3 months of unpaid paternity leave when my son was born in 2007, and it was probably the most important 3 months of my life.