fireandlasers
fireandlasers
fireandlasers

I am truly getting to old for the main page. I can’t stand it any more.

I dunno...how is she being a douchebag if she says "I don't want to do this" but likes other sex acts?

If you think being punished for assaulting a co-worker is political correctness, you're a moron.

My wedding turned out to to be peacock color themed, and I decided to get a tattoo to mark the occasion. I didn't want a matchy tattoo, or even something that was specifically for my husband. But this was an important event in my life, and I figured it was a good enough reason to get one. I put a pinterest board

I'm kinda diggin' this story. I hope these guys all end up being lifelong friends.

WTF does it say about us that we got Hand Banana ass tattoos as a wedding/anniversary thing?!

Thank you for this. Sometimes, it really seems like Females just need to have basic Biology explaied to them despite the potential social "consequences." Taking risks like that is just what makes us Men stronger and biologically superior to Females.

I came back from the doctor and said I probably couldn't get pregnant without a lot of help - help I've decided I didn't want. He hugged me, said it was OK, and asked me to marry him. Right there, in the hallway, with a litter box not 2 feet away. I said no.

We had an horrid relationship, the last 2 years where whiteout sex We had already broken up, I came to my apartment to find him inside it, lucky me the guy I was having sex with was waiting for me at a part several blocks away, Called my best friend because I wasn't going to be alone with my psycho ex...

I was

I was just thinking that was the tackiest fucking ring I ever ever laid eyes on, and yet I kind of love it. Like, for no two people could that ring work better, despite looking like something I owned as an 8-year-old in the 90s.

"This isn't the way it happened at all!"

I think that's a pretty great observation on it. So much of the early part of that book has stayed with me- the ex talking about her body as comfort; etc. that was so effective. Even the scene in the bathroom with the new girlfriend. But it's like she rushed the ending or that in her attempt to craft a narrative for

I love it when people compare the rights of human beings to those of animals and think it doesn't make them look completely fucking ridiculous.

Nice, controlled demolition

Come back and see us sometime, Burt.

An earlier version of the tweet had the recruit attending Texas A2M.

a weeping willow because it was so awful that I cried

Nope.

how can you combat such ignorance? seriously. how can someone like her become anti-racist?