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Summer tires are rated for 150+ MPH and so soft they wear out in a year or two of normal everyday driving. They are seen as required basic equipment for people who have never actually been on a race track and usually are within a point or two of loosing their driver's license. But they need those tires to drive to

SO. MUCH. THIS. Reminds me of when Andre Iguodala balked at Richard Sherman's outburst last year, pulling the profoundly disappointing "He's making the rest of us look bad" trope. We aren't doing ourselves any favors by feeding the notion that one person's actions will inevitably - and can successfully - reflect on

NO!

"To clarify, I utterly respect and appreciate every police officer that protects and serves all of us with honesty, integrity and the right way. And I don't think those kind of officers should be offended by what I did."

I'm sure that officer understands, wherever he is.

I agree with the cops here. There are absolutely no laws (at least that I'm aware of) that allow freedom of speech in this country. I mean, the entire reason this nation was founded was because we wanted those in authority to act without discretion or be subjected to the views of the people. I'm like 87% sure on this

Wow, they actually found a way to put the words "Cleveland Browns" and "pathetic" in the same sentence and yet STILL BE WRONG. Damn.

If we're all supposed to honor and respect you for being big strong men willing to take a bullet to enforce the law and protect the public, maybe you shouldn't undercut that by being hysterically overreactive crybabies about the slightest implication that maybe somebody in your ranks is doing a shitty job?

HOW IS THIS A THING? How can cops face criminals and bad guys, but balk in the face of even the mildest criticism when they totally fucked up?

This article comes a few months too late for those of us who are large men with interesting Halloween costumes

There is a hilariously uncomfortable episode of Louie, where Louis CK's pregnant sister comes to visit and stays with him. She wakes up in the middle of the night with horrible stomach pain, convinced that something is horribly wrong with the baby and she is going into early labor. They rush her to the emergency room,

The parents of an ex-GF gave me a monogrammed steak brand. It's awesome. The ability to impart my initials on steak I'm serving my guests is the best thing I got out of that relationship.

I feel like in years past there was a good mix of ridiculous and covetable. This year it all seems like something you'd see in a catalog for a middle school fundraiser. I miss the shame that comes from secretly kind of wanting my own monogrammed steak brand or dedicated potato scrubber gloves.

Ina Garten is one of the few old school Food Network stars I can stand. Besides making good food without histrionics, I like it when her husband rolls up in his 7-series like a real Hamptons Gangsta

I believe the record will show the man had had a beer, and was therefore super dangerous.

Also not actually vegetarian, as Grana Pagano cheese is always, always made from animal rennet.

Aamer is another one of those fine, superconscious men. Where do these guys exist and why do I only run into bums??

I'm having a very hard time concentrating on the seriousness of the conversation when this man is so fine.

he just feels he's not given proper credit for being white and NOT brutalizing people of color.

Actually, no. If you look at many, many studies over the year of violence and arrests and killings by officers, this narrative really holds up. You're just willfully ignoring the facts to continue in your own bubble.

If you're a white person who doesn't brutalize people of color, maybe just bask in that knowledge of your goodness and quit playing the fucking martyr and trying to make it All About You when p.o.c. are hurting.