I lost it at the "eyes and ears on him" bit. OMG.

I, too, was unaware of it until my fellah's father, who emigrated from Hungary when he was 15, went on a long rant about how awful the Roma are. It was...uncomfortable.

"If your pants are too big, don't cinch them with a belt."

OH GOD YES. I cannot say enough bad things about 50 Shades, but I will get it from my local Redbox just to see this fiiiiiiine gentleman. He's just so beautiful.

Same here! I come from a family of fast walkers. The fellah and I have also run a couple of races together, and he invariably ends up chasing me. I'm not a faster runner than he (okay, I am now, since he took 3 months off while I was training for and running a half marathon, heh), I just have zero patience with the…

Oh god, I hear you on being tall. I'm about to transition from grad school to academia in a pretty conservative field, and it is a bitch and a half to find suits that actually fit. Gap is basically the only place that has long lengths AND where stuff actually fits me properly. Oh, and I'm still on a grad school…

Callie - Two small, but not unnecessary corrections: the assaults a few weeks ago DID NOT happen on the "Rape Trail." While that's an absolutely vile name (Many people call it the Celeron Trail, and it's actually a really nice part of my running route), you're conflating two issues. I'm not sure how this got started,…

UConn doesn't have "campus security" - the campus police are real police, and they have jurisdiction over Storrs and some surrounding areas. If someone went to "other" police (which would be difficult, as UConn is 15 minutes from any actual town, and there's no public transport), they'd be told to go report it to…

Hey, at least it would be an improvement over all the non-apologies we've seen...

Right? It knocked the breath right out of me. Oof.

Oh dear god...WHO IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE?!!!

I could not agree more. I'm in a Ph.D. program so I'm not making a whole lot (it's in a STEM field, so I'm around the $25k mark, and my tuition is waived), and my workload is kind of insane, but my quality of life is AMAZING because my boss literally does. not. care. how many hours I work, as long as I'm making…

SOMEONE IS CUTTING ONIONS IN HERE AND IT IS NOT OKAY.

My inner goddess is licking her lips and thinking about how much she likes wine.

haha! Referencing a TV show is always iffy, so it's a relief that you've seen this one...

This reminds me of the episode of The Office where they undergo ethics training and Meredith lets slip that she trades sex for corporate discounts...and Outback Steakhouse gift certificates.

Please go watch it. She's the best thing about that show, among many, many amazing things to choose from. Zoe is the tits.

Meh, foreplay is nice, but not necessary for everyone. Sweeping generalizations about sexual preferences are rarely accure (how's THAT for a sweeping generalization? hah).

82. Slow and gentle will always get her off. Rough and intense only works on occasion.

Swap Tabasco and ranch. Immediately. Please.