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It’s funny, to read Kotaku, one would think that the Cyberpunk 2077 launch was an unmitigated disaster, yet everyone I talk to (even those on last gen consoles) are telling me that they enjoy the game and any issues they have run into have been minimal.

While you don’t need to FEEL the hype, it’s absurd to make a claim that you don’t get it. Let’s look at a few of the things.

Galactus has hungered since 1966, long before Sinistar was even a gleam in his papas eye.

I’m Irish (dual like you) and none of what you said computes in my brain, sorry. No sympathy for the living symbols of imperialism here.

There’s so much to unpack when it comes to Americans deciding that other countries should overthrow their governments because we somehow know what’s best for the people of another nation? That’s just a new brand of colonialism, and it’s gross.

Lamenting? I said the CC was pretty good baring some weird specific choices. Beyond that, this article is saying “Wow since everyone’s making characters that look like themselves, maybe we should ensure that everyone has that ability.” Larian’s doing the bashing, not me.

“Stop politicizing everything” is something you should tell China. They do that all the time.

My wife and I entered our wedding reception to this song.  Her choice.  Two bits of evidence that I have made very good choices in my life.

I was literally about to post a comment about that until I saw yours. In fact as soon as I saw the article title I was like, “I wonder if anyone called out that guy complaining about the same article about the XSX.”

I am not disappointed.

Right? Like god forbid they have a sense of humor for five seconds and relax.

That’s what I was thinking, I bet he feels stupid. What do you have to say for yourself now Rhapsodical?

Hey, where’s that brave hero who was calling out Luke’s and Kotaku’s supposed bias in the Xbox article? You reading this, ding dong? How’s that shoe taste?

Dear Will, if you took a second to try and review the *game* Microsoft Flight Simulator instead of the concept of cloud and games as a service, maybe you would have done the tutorial, which would have taught you to fly VFR (which incidentally is the only form of navigation actually included in the tutorial).

Cool IOI deserves the extra money.

Powerful jacks are for jumping chasms, destroyed bridges thing like that. Essential for beating the Car Acrobatic Team. It’s almost like you’ve never watched Speed Racer.

And when Ellen looked down, there was only one set of footprints.

Yes, let’s celebrate the compelling story of the whiny assassin who’s only motivation is to bang his sister. Let’s also celebrate the game that is so absolutely littered with garbage collectables and awful side quests that you can’t see the map underneath the icons.

People here are brandishing guns and throwing tantrums when private businesses ask them not to enter their property without masks.

You don’t think maybe there’s a problem with a term that has serious spiritual and cultural connotations for a historically oppressed people being used flippantly by white people to describe, for example, pizza? (I’ve seen people say “pizza is my spirit animal” in case you’re going to suggest that never happens.)