This was one of those instances where the most obvious pun was also clearly the best pun.

Are you sure it's not a...Metroid station?

The Xbox One is like Vlad the Impaler.

Very few [video game] companies have earned the respect and honor of my paying for their products before they are released. It is generally a one-sided contract: I am giving you money now for A PROMISE of something in the future; a promise that I should base on by past performances and company policy and what I…

I found a pube in my seafood stuffed mushrooms at Red Lobster, and they offered to give me another order. I asked "Will they be made by the same pube-shedding kitchen staff? If so, I'd prefer a refund."

The best apology they could give is to stop trying to shove one or more Assassin's Creed game(s) out the door and start taking their time with them again. Focus on one in-house development team, and polish and love the hell out of your creation like you want us to believe in your hyped up marketing materials…

"Ugggh...I think your food gave me food poisoning." "I'm sorry sir...how about another free serving?"

If you buy anything sight unseen these days you have only yourself to blame. You don't deserve a free game for blindly buying garbage.

Yes well...

In addition to that, replace the heavy's yell with a deep sensual barry white-esque "oh yeah" and this mod will be unstoppable.

My thoughts,

So you really believe 343 turned in the final product and popped the champagne anticipating a flawless release only to find out later this huge problem existed they were completely ignorant to? Like you truly believe that it was impossible for them to have foreseen a fuck up this big on a launch of the biggest title…

I'm sorry, but there's only one modern anime character I want in a fighting game.

You don't see how it is politicians aren't interested?

*going into armchair expert mode*

From Wikipedia:

America.

I, too, cannot believe that a company would pay its employees slave wages while its corporate overlords rake in all the money that has ever existed, force those same employees to work the evening of Thanksgiving, and illegally threaten those employees with firing if they try to form a union. Man, talk about a lack of…

I'm not a fan of dishonesty as a general rule, but considering that Wal-Mart's "price matching" is one of their key weapons to choke out smaller retail competition, I can't say I'm too sad if the tactic occasionally bites back.

Wallmart has destroyed enough small business owners for me to not give a fuck about stuff like this happening to them.