Brawl in the Family figured it out.

Metroid doesn't need to crawl because Metroid can fly.

When are they going to get their shit together?

It's obvious, she's searching for clothes.

Who else wants an exotic weapon called 'Sack full of Doorknobs' now?

You know what would be even more fun, put them in their own Ab-Normal League, a matchmaking system made up of only toxic players. Then they just have to be civil with other toxic players for a number of games and then they can come back. I think this would be be the ultimate test.

Better buy two.

no the old story was that there was a continent Valorian, which was home to many factions. The two largest factions were Demacia and Noxus, and they hated each other. They went to war a lot, but the magic they were using was blowing the land to hell, so the Insitute of War was formed where each faction could send its…

I give it a month tops to get a fix for that, cracks and fix always exsist. On the other hand, having demon babies and lots of glitches that really cramp the experience or make it impossible to play like you want, even though you pay $50 bucks for a game, now that is not OK.

These are the kind of anti-piracy measures that I like. People that bought a legal copy of the game don't have to deal with it, and people that pirate the game get something that happens to them that makes the game annoying to play.

Awww....sure it's a cat!!

If you build it, they will cum.

These kind of games are just indistinguishable. I mean, here's the description for AoE Castle Siege, from its website:

all this authenticity caught me off gourd.

you have to be authentic when it comes to the son of gourd....

While I totally agree that the trend is nothing to be ashamed of, precisely because it's increased donations for ALS by 1000%, the reason a lot of people I know are frustrated with it is because its symptomatic of an underlying problem.

I do find it amazing how some people find sexual content so much worse than violence.

I disagree. If you buy a system as new, it should actually be new when you buy it—with no pre-existing data on it.