I guess the red nose doesn’t fall too far from the clown shoe.

I got $5 says he is married - but not to her.

If you have finished in the top 3 of the MVP voting for three years in a row, you don’t change anything. You don’t change your stance, you don’t change your underwear, and you sure as hell don’t cut your hair.

I'm guessing Sharp's decline this season has more to do with his 34 year old legs making deep playoff runs the past several seasons not to mention that trip to Sochi which he busted his ass to get. It happens all the time in the NHL though like he doesn't suck he just fucks everyone's wives so they don't pass him the…

"This team's never been tighter." - Seabrook

Call me crazy, but perhaps the lady standing on the side of a two lane road, in the middle of a dark light condition snow storm, shining a blaring white light, might cause just a little distraction for drivers on the road. Just a thought.

30 wings for 21 bucks is a killer deal.

Jesus Fucking Christ, Pierre McGuire - SHUT THE FUCK UP.

PLEASE MEET IN THE PLAYOFFS PLEASE MEET IN THE PLAYOFFS PLEASE MEET IN THE PLAYOFFS

It's a video of Dez destroying the Ray Rice tape that was sent to Roger Goodell.

Feschuk is the shit that made the Kessel run in less than 12 secs.

A stationary Penguin that falls apart in the summer? Ray Shero wants to give this thing an eight year 58 million dollar contract.

Am I the only person who enjoyed only god forgives? I thought that the visual cinematography, metaphors, foreshadowing, and music combined to make a unique, weird, magnificent film. I know I am a contrarianhere as even hipster film snobs hated this movie.

WTF with the homer announcers rationalizing Thornton's sucker punches? Fucking New England. Orpik is one of our better d-men — "our" meaning US men's team — and would be donning the stars-and-stripes for sure in Sochi. Thornton, meanwhile, is a worthless scumbag canadian shit.

That's preposterous. Rob Ford would never steal a seat. He's got more than enough to seat at home.