Could be:

It means you lost 9-3 to the Rams so sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up.

Innocent minorities are shot almost daily on the south side. But now we give a shit because she’s related to somebody famous. Fuck this city.

It sounds like these kids are saying “bail” to the victors.

Did you learn nothing from Entourage? We’re getting at least six seasons of Ballers.

I think what Ed is trying to say is the place is still a shithole...

ENOUGH WITH THIS SHIT, any person with a brain has stopped comparing MJ and Lebron. Why can't you just sit back and enjoy really good basketball from one of the greatest players of all time?

If LeBron lost his shit and threw his mouthpiece at a fan while leaving a Finals elimination game, he’d be crucified for it for the next decade or more.

Steph Curry will NEVER do this

Tonight the Raptors don’t even get an Eh for effort.

Here you go

No no, this is the Starr for him:

“That’s not how you play hide the cigar...”

You cynical fucks can go fuck yourselves, 60 points on 50 shots is literally the perfect ending to Kobe’s career.

Interesting how Deadspin becomes very pro- or anti- people. Michigan hasn’t won a conference championship since 2004 and hasn’t beaten a top 10 team since 2006. Are they somehow not trying to jumpstart their program because they had one decent year in which they lost to the only good teams they played?

The tattoo thing was such a shame, seeing as the Buckeyes ended up with Urban Meyer, the most wins in college football since and a National Championship. But yeah, nice burn?

25 lbs out of his weight class.... the weight class he had to go through horrendous weight cuts to get down to, and had been dying to get out of? You mean that one? The one that made him look like a ghoul during weigh-ins?

Mine does too. The real downside is that I have to sit out another six weeks before I'm allowed to come on the field again.

I condone good jokes. Yours was not one.

That pass is even more incredible from this angle: