NFL Blitz on N64 or GTFO!!!

Yea, us Cavs fans are having a blast right now!

I am objective. It was a basketball play on the ball with Korver. It was a shitty thing with Gibson, but the two of them had been trading elbows all afternoon. And the last was Horford pitching a fit because he was down two to nothing and being outplayed by a scrub. You are delusional.

Hey hey hey, WHOA....this is in north Ohio. They do NOT eat that shit in northern Ohio. That's a Southwest Ohio thing.

If history is a guide, it's likely those players will just be shuffled to another Catholic institution and continue their careers, the academic advisers will receive some hush money, and this whole thing will just be swept under the rug.

This can't possibly be real.

Competitors to ESPN: Good

More coming soon on this, obviously.

Just like the old saying goes: "'I' before 'E' except after 'C' and don't you dare put a motherfucking 'K' after that shit either or I'll murder the fuck outta you."

Why aren't the police arresting the guy who shot this video vertically?

We laugh now, but see what happens when nobody believes a little girl's story that she was chased by a "spaghetti-faced man with green ears" through the south Louisiana woods.

If your girlfriend sons you, you sheepishly laugh it off then keep it moving. If your girlfriend ethers you, you quit your job and end up on the Deadspin front page.

Kendrick Lamar got screwed. 0/7? He's the next Nas

So perhaps Cleveland made a smart trade and didn't "give up on the season" as a number of sports commentators claimed.

/Lay's down

This video would be more interesting it if featured the bad beating of a non-pro poker player losing a borrowed $372,000.

Cleveland is also where Lebron's hair was last seen.

So she punched him and then filed a police report on him?