My girl cat’s full name is Princess Jerica Swain McBookerton, the President of Cute. We usually call her Swain, but she is also called kitty butt, kitten pie, fat baby, fatty-fat kitty-cat, tiny president daughter, my itty bitty kitty, you asshole, and SnuggleSlut PuddinPie CuddleCroissant.

Unfortunately that is not true of Neko Atsume. There is no way to transfer saves without rooting your old phone and new phone, then transferring the files yourself.

Hongdae is the promised land for skin care! So jelly.

My baby boy Garrus does this, too! He is as handsome as he is stupid.

She should marry a flannel-wearing lesbian.

Oh my God, I took my middle school girlfriend to a Simple Plan + Avril Lavigne concert! And by took, I mean my Mom bought an extra ticket so I could take a friend and didn’t realize we were up to gay stuff.