Yeah, open things up. No social distancing. No spread of disease.

My body, my choice! works only for masks and not for reproductive health.

My condolences on the loss of your family member. I hope the other family member remembers saying “when it’s my time...” in a few week when s/he is being told by the nurse that they’re about to shove a tube down his/her throat and medically induce a coma,

God, to your MIL*, at the Pearly Gates: “Remember when I sent you those people in boats?”

For real: how did her Ob/Gyn not notice this and say “hmm, you know I think you’ve got a little extra equipment here.”?

Co-sign.

Thank you. There was alcohol (& maybe some other chemicals) involved on the evening the word came about.

Ew.

Not sure just how look-alike these two are, but just to put it on the record, there’s a name for when this happens which a group of friends and I made up when one of us started dating a woman who was his exact image: DOPPLEBANGERS. (We didn’t mention it when they were around.)

Never! That’s since when.

Same! Not sad at all.

You know who agrees with you?

I want this:

He brought back smarts from that hidden land of the FAE? Or he drank the blood of an intelligent vampire when he was on a V-jag?

I’m also surprised that the Stones don’t have a lawyer working to get the C&D letter into effect. Especially in light of the very bad history between the band and Trump. I’ve had two separate confirmations that every assertion in this article is true.

Supposedly Ivanka & Jared are pissed with Parscale, so probably. Er, maybe? Eh, who the fuck knows???

Acting New York U.S. attorney, Audrey Strauss, once defeated Roy Cohn, investigated Iran-contra

I think it’s less who SDNY/Berman wouldn’t investigate and more who he was investigating, Giuliani among them.

My Dad wasn’t the greatest dad to us as kids. He’s a much better dad to us as adults. (He didn’t have any good parenting examples growing up: his birth parents were killed when he was about six and his adoptive mother didn’t much want another child when he came to live with them (he was related to his adoptive parents…

Oh good goddamnit, take ’em all!