The sad part? I 1000% believe this could be true.

The only mammogram I’ve had was entirely pain free. She did smush the boobies, but it was quick & painless. I also had a boobie sonogram at the same visit. Bring your deodorant with you so you can put it on as you dress after. Also: so glad you have a good gyno. They’re almost as important as a good hairdresser!

I’ve often wondered what caused RFK JR’s turn here. I recall him as being a ‘Friend of the Hudson’.

Can we tour together? We can swap off on headlining act night-by-night?

Settled then. The first cut off the album will be “Professor, you will have your face ripped off”. It’ll just be a reading of selections from this guy’s emails.

I can’t decide if Stochastic Terrorism is going to be the new name of my imaginary band (we’re currently known as FionaAnne and the Feckless Cunts), or if it’ll be the next album we put out.

I was going to post this too. Finally, Martha Stewart has something in common with me!!!

Of course he hates this! As mentioned by a few other commenters, it just serves to point out to him that other folks are not functionally illiterate like him.

I’ve commented before on stories on Splinter &/or Jezebel that the entire nation is likely currently suffering from high levels of stress.

I was really hoping O’Rourke would’ve decided to have another go at a Senate seat in ’20 against Cornyn. It may be a long shot, but he got close to Cruz (I’ve no idea how popular Cornyn is).

Yep, very political. When I heard this story this morning on my local (WCBS radio NYC) newscast (from the national CBS news) they used Londonderry, which kind of startled me. I’ve spent a ton of time in Ireland (visits as a child; went to HS there; visits again as an adult) and almost my entire extended family lives…

I 100% believe he’s been grooming her since she was pre-pubescent (see all of the photos of her from around that time, sitting in his lap). I also believe that not only would he screw her, but that he has already done so.

A couple of things come to mind as I read this.

I wonder if she’s related to Randall Terry, Operation Rescue founder.

It was a good run. glad to have known you all!

No way! My eyes have had that “itchy, feels like something foreign is in them” feeling for a day or so.

I thought the same thing. That’s $3500/day. I wonder how many customers they have. I’d like to break it down to $$/day/customer. (I couldn’t find this info via Google.)

Now he’s shortlisted for 45's SCOTUS list.

Certain fines (specifically those for ‘work without permit’ (WWP)violations) are based upon the filing fee on the job that’s filed to remedy the previous situation where work was done w/o permit. They are 14 times the filing fee of the work to remedy the WWP situation, with a minimum of $5000.00. It’s an attempt to…

That’s been known to happen in NYC, but usually when the work has been fairly minor (eg: an apartment renovation, or adding an extension to a private house). I work for an engineering/expediting firm in NYC and we’ve in the past been hired to design & file such work. ALWAYS in apartment renos though; it’d obviously be…