So this is like the time that #TRE45ON “proved” he’d divested his interests in his private company with reams and reams and reams of blank paper that had just that same morning been in the WB Mason (Staples?) wrapper?

Can someone out there create an browser extension* that changes “Ivanka Trump” to “Feckless Cunt”? Asking for a friend.

And considering how poorly we treat it, the entire planet may just expel all humans before you get to retirement age anyhow.

Instead of (in addition to?) the good handle, just install a wet bar near your shower and knock back beer after beer....

Speaking of Zimbabwe, apparently that’s where Jeff Flake is now. And it’s a problem for Brett Kavanaugh’s SCOTUS nomination.

I saw a meme (paraphrased): “Obama & Trumps IQ combined equals Obamas IQ.”

Where have I heard something like this before? Hmmm.... trying to recall....

Thanks! I’ll give them a listen. 

You can’t just drop that without giving up the name of the band!!!

45 stole an election from Putin’s cookie jar...

Didn’t 45 himself say that he could shoot someone on 5th Ave and his supporters would still be behind him?

Work at Fox News... we’re so Equal Opportunity that we allow our women employees to be sexual harassers!

45 (or as I’m calling him these days: #TRE45ON) doesn’t know how to stay silent. He’s always got to be the loudest voice and he’s always got to have the last word. Which is okay with me ’cause each time he opens his mouth he scores an own goal.

I posted about this over on Jezebel a while back. What I’d like to see is something like this (instead of the reporter ‘ceding’ time back to another, previously dismissed reporter, as happened recently):

I saw this on Twitter:

The one saving grace if he were to be removed from the sex offender list is that Brock Turner is quite a unique name and he’s easily Google-able.

Now I’m jonesing for a “99". That’s what they call those ice creams in Ireland (maybe in England too?). Vanilla soft-serve in a cone with a Cadbury Flake. It’s almost like tasting my childhood.

It’s either Miss or Ms.  Mrs. would imply that she’s married to her fath--- oho! I see what you did there!

Not to defend Kelsey, but I think Greer Garson would disagree that it’s only a surname.

Tell your girlfriend that I internet-love her!