Together? That may prove painful. though I suppose it depends on what kind of horns. And what kind of fornicating.

I had a 5-year journal (still do, in a box somewhere; I should dig it out & start to use it) from Levenger. Each date was one page and each year had about 5 or 6 lines each. This is the Levenger version, I bet it’s available elsewhere.

Oh! Mo’! Lovely Mo’!

What a cutie! Pity about the name.* He doesn’t look one bit happy to be in his sweater!

Really? Oy!

To a certain sector of the population the very act of depressing black (& brown) voter turnout is what makes him a responsible public servant.

Ha!

Dexter!!! Give him a squidge from me please.

On Election Night this idiot said he wasn’t going to concede because he wanted God’s will to be done. As a person of faith, this infuriates me to no end. Hey, Roy, God’s will has been done: His will was that Doug Jones would be Alabama’s next Senator. So, go the fuck home and leave us all the fuck alone.

If they’re going with balding white men as candidates, they absolutely should choose them in the style of a pageant. However, if they decide to go with say, I dunno, former Miss America candidates/winners, just a resume and perfunctory interview.

That poor kid: Hopper?!?!

Wait - if you’re an Edie and I’m actually a cat is an Edie, which Edie am I? I have full on convos with my guy wherein all the words come out of my mouth.

Yup! He’s not shy about his fabulousosity!!

But it’s such a shitty analogy! It doesn’t deserve the star (but don’t take it away; I need the validation!! 🙂!!).

I second the request for a cat photo. Here’s Fearless, just saying “oh hi!”.

Everything about this family & it’s orbiting jackasses makes me ill.

I grabbed this image off a Facebook posting on a group I belong to. The initial poster noted it as “a play in three acts.”

My nephew had trouble with his ‘Fs’, they came out sounding like ‘Bs’. One day in the pet store he’s pointing at the tanks and screaming “bitches! bitches!” He meant “fishes! fishes!”. My sister was only a tiny bit embarrassed, but more because he seemed to have his mammals (dogs) and his aquatic life (fishes)…

Yup!