Women are mutilated by their partners on such a regular basis that it barely makes the news. In my area alone in the last 2 years a woman’s husband cut her breasts off and a woman who went to my high school had acid thrown in her face by her bf. The acid thrower got a whopping 2 years in prison.

Rhubarb pie is the best fruit pie.

My grandpa’s all-rhubarb pie is the best pie there is.

Rhubarb pie is great - but not paired with pumpkin.
Now, rhubarb and strawberry, on the other hand...

Jon Hamm had a drinking problem at the time and has sought help for it. Kathy Griffin does not appear to have sought help for being unfunny.

A dinner party that includes Jon Hamm, Jack Nicholson and Kathy Griffin sounds like the 3rd circle of hell.

I’m actually pretty sure you’re wrong and that this was a mass fish suicide in response to the election results.

I had sexy times with myself this morning and it was quite a relief. My body doesn’t feel like it got hit by a train anymore. And I got to imagine a lovely place in which Harrison Ford was president and he told me “Get off on my plane.” Lovely indeed.

Heh, yeah I’m in the same boat. I was raised conservative in a household that mocked Dem’s openly every election. Ironically despite that fact I have never voted for a Republican presidential candidate. Couldn’t vote for GW in good conscience my first election (I was serving in Iraq at the time and had a first hand…

Willingly.

With my apologies to whomever said this on FB (and from whom I stole it, w/o attribution):

I despise Kellyanne Conway. And her continual, reprehensible lying.

I’m sick :( but my husband made carrot ginger soup from scratch, took care of the kids so I could sleep all afternoon, and is currently taking out all the garbage that has accumulated due to me being ill.

lmao

Her team is smart, she herself probably not so much.

‘Mega-talented’ does not mean what you think it means. She’s an ok singer, a good dancer, easy on the eyes and a smart businesswoman who understands today’s media. That is not mega-talented.

As a (late) Gen-Xer, I have only this to say: fuuuuuuuuuck THAT.

Other people’s babies are beautiful. But sitting pantless on the internet with a bottle of wine and a bag of mini butterfingers and being beholden unto no man (or baby) is also beautiful, in a way.

I am having this weird reaction to this article as a happy spinster lady who has never wanted neither man nor child in my life (nor lady — I’m pretty sure I’m asexual! [We’re here; we don’t particularly want to fuck you; get used to it!]) and the reaction is this: