How on earth did a dog learn how to type?!

That dead look in her eyes haunts my soul.

Are you not a fan? My point was just that he was a dick, but he was at least a clever dick.

Yup. So disgusting. I also feel like he’s doing a “fine, I’ll take my ball and go home then!” The “my life is ruined” line tells me this is 100% a conscious fuck you to the people who loved his comedy before. He’s throwing a tantrum, and using survivors of a school shooting as a vehicle for it. 

NO. The ocean is too polluted as it is. 

I think he can’t read. Seriously, I think it’s a strong possibility. 

Seriously, they’re going to have to either cremate him or bury him in a secret location.

I think he sits that way because he’s a fat ass and sitting forward de-emphasizes his gut. When you sit back, it’s just out there. Lean forward on the edge and it’s you chest that’s thrust forward.

It annoys me to no end that Trump cannot sit up straight like an adult. It’s a petty thing to harp on considering how many other things there are about him that I hate. But I hate that he sits like he’s on a toilet or folds his arms like a pouting child. How hard is it to sit up straight in your seat? 

Now, what did the ocean ever do to you?!

ok, 2 things

expressed pride in himself for remaining publicly civil

My biggest disappointment about Trump’s funeral is that he’ll be too dead to know how sparsely attended it was compared to his predecessors.

She is and will always be PERFECTION.

Our Lady of Perpetual Shade.

Because the Obamas understand how to conduct themselves politely at an event and not to make it about them or their feelings.

Looking at him HURTS me. The whole while I’ve been watching him I want to SCREAM at him TO SIT UP FUCKING STRAIGHT. He’s at a funeral for a fucking head of state and is slouching in the pew like he’s a bored 6-year-old at mass. Or like a tired person on the subway.

I think we all do.

When I grow up I want to be Michelle Obama.

What do you think Trump smells like?