I took an undergrad creative writing class at one of the schools James Franco attended, while he was there. One of the girls in the class wrote a short story about losing her virginity to an unidentified famous actor getting a grad degree at the school. It wasn't half bad, but it was kind of funny trying to workshop…

heh

My god, I was also thinking "how could that happen? ridiculous" but you prompted me to check my super secret candy stash (it's like 2 security clearance levels above my regular hidden candy stash) and goddamn if there wasn't a single, gleaming, 6 month old maple sugar candy leaf perched atop that pile. Still sealed…

As a college professor I fully believe this and am also somewhat relieved to hear this, because at least 50-75% of my colleagues are insane and sometimes I question if its thats a normal average for coworkers.

You've clearly never read James Joyce.

So it goes.

Yes, most of them relocated to Israel, the US or Germany in the 1980s and 1990s.

These puns are making me testi.