I heard that he also dated Lennay Kekua before Manti Te’o did. 

Police mistook Blake for someone else who, the Times reported, was “an Australian businessman who, it turned out, was not connected to the suspects or to their scheme.”

When I was in my 2o’s, I had a cute butt, perky tits and tiny waist. (But no silicone tits right under my chin.) Now I’m almost 67. After two pregnancies and a hard bout with breast cancer 18 year ago, I have a saggy ass, thick waist, poochy tummy and lopsided boobs. I still go to the gym to increase my muscle mass,…

Wait. Hunter Daily Salomon is Rick Salomon’s daughter. Conrad Hilton is Paris Hilton’s brother. Rick and Paris made the sex tape...and then her little brother dated his daughter? I know that’s not incest, but....ugh.

Dear Universe, were I bequeathed of such a fortune as the Hiltons possess, I promise I will make better use of it. I will do a little happy dance simply for being able to pay all of my bills, each month. I will give much of it away. I will sip coffee in bed feeling peace, gratitude, and thankfulness. I will tend my…

I really want an “I’m Conrad Motherfucking Hilton” tshirt.

Where does this madness end? It’s frankly ridiculous to insert asparagus into the story of a cosmic Jewish zombie who was his own father and can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is…

Maybe not but we could have CRUSHED Tom Sawyer.

We here in Canada were surprised at how mean we apparently are to Wisconsin dairy farmers. It turns out that Wisconsin dairy farmers are also a little surprised. Of all the things to fabricate a cross border dispute with Canada about and this guy picks fucking milk. Wisconsin dairy farmers are more hobbled by the fact…

2013 GOP

Though shouldn’t she have seen this coming?

I spent most of the weekend awake, binge watching ER season 7 or 8 and helping Sadie birth puppies. By Sunday I was a gibbering fool and felt like I was high as fuck- I was still more coherent than that goop from ol’ Limpy.

What the fuck are you doing with your life if you are a “premium member” to a Bill O’Reilly website? He was on nightly, for fuck’s sake. What could he holding back for his premium members.

Blake Shelton isn’t exactly sure why Gwen Stefani digs him so much.

Somewhere out there, Aimee Osbourne is thinking, “Rob, it didn’t have to be this way.”

Still, [Kylie] says, “It’s really hard to support a relationship that’s really unhealthy...”

Caitlyn is a fascinating look into what white male privilege looks like on a woman. White women have their own sense of privilege but this Caitlyn mess is a whole different beast. She’s got like, super-duper privilege and watching her open her gob and consistently embarrass herself is one of my last remaining…

Good on her. I don’t know why people have such a hard time admitting to their internalized -isms. I often admit to being sexist, racist and homophobic and people look at me like I’m insane, but the truth of the matter is that most of us are a little bit, and the best way to improve is to be honest with yourself. Being…