Not only do I remember that version of V, I was totally hooked on the original version with Mark Singer, Jane Badler and Faye Grant. The original is so bad it’s right up there with original Battlestar Galactica bad. We were so starved for scifi on tv in the 70s and 80s, we’d watch anything. Plus we’d all grown up…

WHO IS JEBUS???? this has scifi written all over it. and where is Pontius Pilate???

Other possible ways Jesus exited his tomb, ranked. 1. Sauntered. 2. Ambled. 3. Sached. 4. Did the electric slide. 5. Ubered. 6. Pulled out bleeding and hysterical by United Airlines Security Guards while claiming he had patients to heal the next day. 7. Moseyed. 8. Just flew right the duck out of there. 9. There was…

Here’s a tip that I abide by.

informed industry colleagues of the pending closure of the 18-year-old agency

Adult REM cycles are ~90 minutes, which matches up with the time between snaps in the average NFL game.

“Well, I’m sorry if you just can’t handle a fan of sport making sure the rules are followed, good sir.”, the dickbag says, just before calling the HOA about those infernal children selling their damned lemonade down the street.

They spoke out and are having their day in court. Of course a judge would issue a gag order, and rightfully so, to ensure as fair a trial as possible considering all the publicity this case has gotten. This is normal and there really isn’t anything here to be outraged about.

“They are all valid concerns, and I’d expect even lawyers for the victims would say their clients want Nassar to have a fair trial. But”

Why is being within 1000 feet of a church a crime of its own?

The best part of capitalism is when shitheads accidentally waste their money in the funniest of ways.

I didn’t refer to the attack, I said “the saga”; the circus that ensued. The Tonya Harding - Jeff Gillooly tabloidy trashiness.

I can imagine. For anyone of a certain age (and I believe you, and certainly I qualify), the saga of Nancy Kerrigan is an eternal cultural/vaguely comedic touchstone (tragedy + time, and all that).

(done in Kerrigan’s tearful voice)

Dummies. They should have told folks they were Dominicans.

People on Judge Judy do this all the time, for some reason. “Well, when she borrowed me the money, she said...” And then Judy has a fit and corrects them. “She LENT you the money, not borrow! Lent!”

“Donald Trump makes Mexicans not important to people who are in Arkansas who like Mexicans, like me and my grandma and all my family,” Toby Smith, age 7, told Cotton to loud cheers from the packed auditorium. “And he’s deleting all the parks and PBS kids just to make a wall. He shouldn’t do that. He shouldn’t.”

What about Jeanette “The Black Widow” Lee and Vivian “The Texas Tornado” Villareal? I spent many hours of my teenage years watching epic matches between these two on ESPN2.

I think we found the president’s next press secretary