Morning all. I thought this was pretty cool:

These are the risks of being caught on the Island between Walk lights.

After you stopped watching to write this, he asked a black reporter to set up a meeting with the black caucus, blamed an uptick in Nazi graffiti on “the other side,” and, fuck, probably a few other things but I’m high now because weed is medicine and I’m very sad.

20 -> 2 +2 = 4/20 = no-look dime

My god, Texas is in a perpetual one-upmanship contest with itself to elect the floppiest white guy possible. Their next two governors will be a tray of Vanilla Jell-O, followed by an actual quivering lump of semen.

Maybe hire doubles of Fox anchors, and broadcast in Trump’s TV a special edition with the orders he should give.

i’m from Ohio. we either went cow tipping or played slap face to pass the time.

Trump seems to think that insulting foreign leaders is a great idea yet demands everyone else treats him with respect.

Is this the movie poster for Rocky IV Loko?

That ring looks like a crown, which is even better.

Please promise me that if Cali succeeds that they take Las Vegas with them. Please don’t leave us behind. We turned the whole state blue!

I don’t understand why the press never ask him really specific questions. Ask him to name one black person other than Fredrick Douglass, MLK, Ben Carson, and that chick from the Apprentice. A work of literature by a black author he found inspiring. To name 5 countries in Africa.

Also: he talks about Fredrick Fucking Douglass the way you would talk about the teenaged manager at the Quik-E-Mart. “Oh yea, Jonathan is doing an amazing job. Really great. Always makes sure the Slurpee machine gets refilled. Really excellent.”

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job....

Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who’s done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more

Exactly! Federer, Nadal, and the Williams sisters all in the finals? It’s like I’m back in 2008 and I still cared about tennis. This is great!

“We look to have a great relationship with all countries, ideally, unfortunately that won’t necessarily happen, unfortunately probably won’t happen with many countries, but if we could have as we do with Prime Minister May, and the relationship we’ve all developed, and even the short relationship that we’ve just…

I missed it because I had something to do, but I will eagerly await a second airing. New Edition was EVERYTHING during my teen years in the 80's (yes. I am an old at 45), and all of my friends had a favorite member. And OMG when Bobby Brown broke out in ‘88 with “Don’t Be Cruel”. In some small ways, I really miss…

It’s kind of a problem when one reads the headline and starts to rattle off in their brain a list of sycophant journalists to which it might be referring.