When Trump burns down the Reichstag and blames it on this chubby Polish kid, we’ll see who’s laughing then.

Pretty sure it was Kotter, I.e. Welcome back, your dreams were your ticket out; Welcome back, to that same old place that you laughed about.

On the eve of the inauguration, I think it’s a good time to remember that under President Obama, twenty million Americans gained health insurance, cutting the percentage of uninsured Americans to single digits; same-sex marriage was legalized; DADT was repealed; combat positions were opened to women and transgender…

Oh I thought emotional mess, I rather enjoyed Rachel Getting Married

Her sentence was the longest sentence for any leaker, ever. Yes, the leak was huge, but as the NY Times points out, none of the material was classified as Top Secret.

I believe Hunter is generally referred to as “Vaping Congressman Duncan Hunter.” It’s in the Style Guide.

I’m not sure that’s the kind of compromise our nation is prepared to accept.

First order of business: the commanders of all aircraft carrier battle groups will now have the title of HNIC.

Hopefully he can cut costs by 60%, or 3/5.

This is the payoff on the long con of typewriter inventor Jerry Qwerty.

And this is why I think libertarians are basically bullshit.

You don’t CONTROL her. And she doesn’t need your FEEDBACK. She can have a child ANY TIME, ANY PLACE she wants. ALRIGHT? Your opinion DOESN’T REALLY MATTER.

I like it. But I’m subtracting half a point because, as a lady Deadspinner, I’m probably one of the only people here who knows that Tampax only makes tampons, not pads. If you had said Always or Kotex it would have been perfect. Pure poetry.

Don’t worry, Angelina Jolie is NOT moving to Camodia.

He’s going to rehab, not an insane asylum.

I will always be grateful to Iceland for giving us the Sugarcubes and later on Bjork. Also, I love them because so many of them claim to be atheists but still won’t build in certain places because of elves. When you hear this you know exactly why Bjork is the way she is.

.....sometimes NPR can be a little too white. don’t get me wrong, i’m listening to it rn. but sometimes the transition music is......shit only white people would appreciate. like, get down with the bass once in a while.

What I think of when I think of “white people” and “culture.”

I grew up as a fan of “Hollywood” Henderson, and we share a similar level of respect towards those who oppose us.

Someone send this over to Judge Kara Brown, this is a definitive shading by a sportsperson.