I love this place. I’ve been here for years and I intend to be here no matter what happens. This whole thing just makes me ill. I feel legitimately nauseous.

you’re my son & i love yuo

I love this blog, mom!

Also, did John Michael Williams go into his local Super Cuts and say “Gimme the Zippy the Pinhead!”??

I don’t (want to) know what they smell like but this is what they look like.

What do adult babies smell like?
Depends.

>Williams says he plans to begin designing a line of jeans soon designed to fit diaper-wearers.

I figured I would try to switch up the whole cheat day thing so what I do is I make every day a cheat day and then once a week I have a somewhat healthy day.

I dunno. If the CIA can help me with a way to soften my smile lines without filler, I'll let them have my useless DNA

They’re just trying to finally solve the question of if she was born with it or if it’s Maybelline.

I’m always spitting my fingernails out my car window when I’m driving. They can have those.

Misinterpretation?

I know this isn’t an open forum and yet I cannot contain my excitement. Given that Everlast is a has been, can I talk about my waiting to exhale moment? This is totally out of the normal commenting but I just had to give a huge thank you to so many Jezebelians who talked me off the ledge while selling our house. My…

or maybe one of these cool new drugs?

Trump should, however, listen to "What Its Like." Not at his rallies, just quietly, to himself.

4 hit wonder..... Bwhahahaha