I figured I would try to switch up the whole cheat day thing so what I do is I make every day a cheat day and then once a week I have a somewhat healthy day.

Misinterpretation?

I know this isn’t an open forum and yet I cannot contain my excitement. Given that Everlast is a has been, can I talk about my waiting to exhale moment? This is totally out of the normal commenting but I just had to give a huge thank you to so many Jezebelians who talked me off the ledge while selling our house. My…

or maybe one of these cool new drugs?

Trump should, however, listen to "What Its Like." Not at his rallies, just quietly, to himself.

4 hit wonder..... Bwhahahaha

LuAnn’s mouth is ribbed for his pleasure. /layup

So here is what I don't understand about the law. The product of an abortion, just like the blood and tissue from any other medical procedure, is a biohazard. Biohazards are properly disposed of by...wait for it...incineration. The cost of waste disposal is built into a procedure. Therefore, aborted fetuses are…

thank god. as a hoosier woman, this has been both ragestroke-inducing and heartbreaking.

If she really believes that it’s okay to work with someone you KNOW is a rapist just because “well, it probably won’t happen to me”, nah. That’s shitty reasoning and she can gtfo.

lol at any label coercing J. Lo in to working with anyone she didn’t want to. She’s worth more than Dr. Luke, even to Sony. She chose this.

sad that someone sliced off the front of her body

Yes. It's called "plancer".

girls are pink, boys are blue. we don’t make purple.

why yes we do

But do you have gifs of baby goats?