These numbers (numpers?) are meaningless without calculating them as a portion of their market share. Lamborghini would sail to the top of the list, Chevrolet + Toyota would plummet, and Mazda would be...notably higher. Damn.

If you give a mouse a cookie, he’s going to ask for a glass of milk.

Ford owns “Model A”, so why not “Model M”?

Sisu.

Moab:

Congratulations, Mr. JohnnyWasASchoolBoy, on today’s COTD! I would like to gift you with a dune buggy which this lovely lady will deliver without going across some guy’s lawn.

Also known as the front overhang that has a bit of car attached to it.

They’re using the 747 for long-haul trips between shows. When they’re doing shows that are relatively close together, as in the European leg, they’ll use trucks.

Yep. He usually flies 757s, but qualified for the 747 for this tour. He also flies a replica Fokker Dr.1.

It’s their long time zombie-mummy mascot

We’ll get on fabulously without you. Enjoy your fall.

Yeah.

\m/ you won’t be missed \m/

Why would I set my beer down? Makes no sense.

🖐

^this. I try to park next to a guy with a pristine M3 at work - I figure he’ll be much more careful with his doors than I would with mine.

I agree with this so much, I always park my 2001 BMW next to something like a 2015 BMW/Mercedes/something nice (but not a BMW X1 or X3 since they’re driven by braindead people), they’re probably not going to want to damage the corner of their doors on my crappy 15 year old paintwork, seems to work for the most part.

Ce ci n’est pas un bouton.

100% honest. This is the Kardashians of automobiles. Admittedly pretty, and expensive. But I really couldn’t care less.

I mean...