What’s up with all of the middle of the night shenanigans?!

Can I share my fantasy?

Her nanny unfortunately did not cut her cucumbers in the cafeteria, but we went to a small private school so the teachers did that for us anyway (kidding)! She and her friends started going out to clubs on south beach and stuff fairly early on in high school (sophomore year I think, which looking back is so fucking…

Sometimes you are just so burnt out all you can do is watch the dryer cycle.

DON’T READ THIS IF YOU DON’T LIKE REALITY STEVE BACHELOR/ETTE SPOILERS

The Immortal God Emperor? That guy’s a worm!

Throughout the campaign, Trump flew back to NYC nearly every single night because he can’t stand sleeping away from Trump Tower. Now he’s got to spend four years in Washington. He hates this.

It’s that look... like when you squeeze out a fart, but maybe shit yourself.

Now if the US got involved we’d have a huge debate in over what type of alcohol to leave and it would cost us millions of dollars.

I’m Mexican born and raised, and she is 100% right. What are YOU talking about?? Do you even spend any time in Mexico, like ever? We don’t have a problem with that stuff over here, sweet child. You would know that people here never complain about it because thousands of tourists come for these celebrations and they…

Mexican here. Seconding that Catrinas and Sugar skulls are FINE. Yes, THEY ARE FINE to wear on Halloween, people. These are characters, costumes, caricatures. Not real people. They’re fantasy. Like vampires, werewolves, witches, fairies. These are not sacred, religious, Catholic, Saints, etc. They are caricatures.…

This is making me more excited to move to Alabama and use my vote to elect more sensible, compassionate, non-woman-hating judges to state and local courts.

It wasn’t a crushed trachea that killed her... she died of the continuity errors from an acute case of bad writing!

Uh no. That looks like an Imperial Interrogation Droid. I’d rather have this robot be my ObGyn, and that says enough, amiright ladies? Chroon-Tan-B or gtfo. That’s what I say.

Gaps are cute, they give the face character. I’ll take a gap over veneers looking like dentures made out of stacked chiclets anyday.

Pharmaceutical advertising is bad in part because these commercials have to do so much work in so little time.

So my mom worked in this drug and I’ve answers to why this commercial is like that but what makes me laugh is they’ve a cardboard cutout of this woman in the office and it creeps her out. Just standing there, staring

All that remains is our sacred right to vote for the peope who will lead us for the next few years. Sorry if that bores you, but I get chills when I cast my vote.