Trump’s complexion without makeup - is a perfect match to the underbelly of a dead fish that has been beached for 3.75 days.

And he’s only 14! He’s still got at least one more big growth spurt in him, statistically speaking. Let’s hope he doesn’t adopt the same centaur stance as his vain idiot father, or he’ll topple like a tree every time he stands up.

With any luck, he gets his height from his mom’s former personal trainer.

I’m just waiting for Chris Harrison to pop out and tell us this will be the most dramatic finale ever. 

Exactly. I liked “500 Days” because back then Jezebel had hundreds of commenters and it turned into a daily free-association session. To focus on someone so innocuous as Kristen Calamari or whatever her name is was genius. Say she was spotted at a beach. People would chime in with beach stories, embarrassing beach…

Can I get a job at Jezebel if I write blogs about all the Ben Aflecks and hair stylists I haven’t talked to?

Why is this site continuing to harass someone who has very recently struggled with addiction and mental health issues?  Who thinks this is fun?  This is just mean girl shit. And lazy.

Totally me making this conjecture based on nothing but 14 years of casual viewing and reading Jez articles, but I feel like Kim (say what you will about Kourtney and Khloe...but Kim is the star of this vehicle and they were supporting cast) does not want to figure out how to semi-script what is going on with Kanye…

Can we stop body shaming Anderson Cooper? He had a semi-nude photo published by a ‘friend’ without his consent and y’all are like “Ewwwww...he’s too pale! Uncooked chicken!!” First, what a violation of trust. Second, if Anderson had bad acne or scars, would you get grossed out by that too? Stop commenting on peoples’…

What gets me (and many/most people outside the US) is how this moron keeps saying why isn’t Biden doing anything? Maybe because he’s not the fucking president???

The average NYU student is an entitled, whinny brat with an inflated image of themselves. Serving them shitty food is a recipe for trouble and is going to be a PR disaster.

An interesting world we live in, where a former waitress who works their way through college is elitist, and a second generation millionaire who lived in an actual tower of gold, is not.

A friend and I (chatting online, don’t worry) came up with the perfect Halloween solution for COVID recently. I’m going to print out flame decals on paper, tape them to the side of my blue Nissan Leaf, put on a blonde wig and a blue plaid shirt and drive around blasting Bohemian Rhapsody.

Only for someone whose entire frame of historical reference for a dress style popular from the mid-1930s to the late 1950s is a movie musical made in the mid 60s.

Vid surveillance of his condo shows those people she cheated with saw her during the times she later accused him of beating her. Employees gave evidence to seeing her without bruises but to have the people that saw her up close and way too personal, high profile people, corraborate that she wasn’t bruised and beaten…

Given Tesla’s quality control issues, I’m assuming this was merely an opportunity for Musk to disappoint two women at once.

There is a thread floating around Twitter, which I am not linking because the author doesn’t want to deal with national attention, that explains the Kente cloths were given to the Democrats during a trip to Ghana. The trip was taken right after 45’s “shithole country” remarks drew international attention, and were…

I guess our memories are supposed to be really short or something? also did it not register that they gave up that book club bc the book is triggering as hell?

scuse me, but i think you mean biQtch puddin