This is why Finland tries to keep Swedish ships out of Finnish harbors.

Jim Clyburn is South Carolina politics

Pick your battles. Late-term abortion is a loser. It must be sacrificed to save the remainder of abortion rights. Finnish moderates figured that out decades ago. That’s why they consented to a ban on abortions 20 weeks after conception.

Late-term abortions are less than 1.5% of the total but they’re the ones that drive rage in pro-lifers.

Farewell, Splinter!

The Swedes have no business lecturing anyone until they quit spreading pollution across the Finnish border. They can wallow in filth on their side of the border, but they must leave Finland alone.

No. The cat tweets are the most dangerous. They lull you. They beguile you. That’s how the Russians seed the ground for their propaganda. I fear those cats more than any Russian destroyer.

Here is a trophy for a real sport that is not full of weirdos, and it belongs to Finland!

Open borders with Sweden is a terrible idea. Build a wall, and promptly deport all Swedes who sneak in.

Åland is the worst manifestation of the border problem. It is actually inside Finland, growing like a cancerous tumor. I wish we had a healthcare system that could remove or irradiate it.

Republican criticisms of Finland are always stupid and they make me very angry. Finnish healthcare is just fine. Finland’s real problem is lack of a border wall with Sweden.

“The charge: littering.”

My kids salute the flag.  That’s not optional in my household.

The 1st Amendment is not a suicide pact. 

Anyone who says they have Finnish DNA better be able to prove it.

AOC doesn’t give a shit about Finland. I will support any Finnish-American primary challenger to her, or even a non-Finnish candidate who cares about my favorite issue: Finland.

So states have money to teach kids this bible bullshit, but not money for Finnish language education?  Fuck that.

Assimilation is bullshit. I’m raising my kids in America but I teach them to think of themselves as Finns first, Americans second. They know they are different and superior to their non-Finnish classmates.

I emigrated to the United States because I was so angered by the Finnish government’s refusal to secure Finland’s border with Sweden. Shiftless Swedes roam freely in Finland, stumbling drunk and urinating in public places, and you get called a racist if you complain.

You’re saying Finland is authoritarian and ruled by a mob?