I can see why you were never promoted past Corporal.

It’s ok. Serving is the amount defined by the government. http://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohol-health…

Sorry a serving is 12 oz

Very true. Traditionally 3 beers implies 3 “servings” of beer which would be ~24 oz. I’d still be illegal to drive but not shit-faced like she was. But I don’t drink and drive. Or ride in my case...

So which Ferrari do you drive, champ?

Hardly. My 73 year old father daily drives this 71 El Camino. He’s not any of those things.

239,840,923,874,982,374 points to you sir!

Call me whatever names you want...I get to drive this nearly every day and you don’t. I win.

You just wish you had an El Camino.

Says the person who chose to name themselves after an animal scrotum

Is arming the officials the right answer, though? Things could get really Messi.

So, a Ferrari with a manual 'box was sold at auction. Who'd they get to drive it home? A Porsche owner?

So... what you’re trying to say is that... they’re not completely serious and you’re making a serious deal out of something that isn’t serious.

Jalopnik has always been a place where the articles aren’t always entirely serious.

Apples, meet oranges.

he’s saying that they are starting with cars but might move away from it... do you understand a metaphor?

Pretty sure that’s a Lotus, dude.

WATCH THE PROFANITY!!!!!

You mean wall o’ text. Oh. Gotcha.