Hey boss, check out this little fraggle is holding the guardrail to the ground!

Mr. Grant, who wishes he’d decided to rent his parking to these nerds instead of having them stage a refugee camp outside his parking lot.

Star Wars Eyewitness books: know your Darth Sidious from your Syfo-Dias!

After 900 years you wait, still no good will be Episode III.

No, I’m actually PAYING to talk to you on a corded phone right now. Work tomorrow? Dude, if I had a job, I wouldn't BE here.

Somebody pass the Pace.

If it's one thing I like in my tent, it's resting my head near a propane tank.

Amadeus!