She’s funny for a girl.

And no matter how many times Seth Curry pushed the reset button, he kept coming back as Seth Curry.

Is there a similar button for government?

Man, I throw a basketball at my dad while he’s at work, and he’s like: “what the hell are you doing in here? This is an operating room and you’ve just endangered my patient’s life! This will probably cause an infection and you’re going to get me sued! Get out!”

Really, how hard was the hit? Did Alexander ring Graham’s bell?

Steph Curry is the only legitimate bomb threat in the NBA.

You couldn’t pay someone in English Canada to watch a Nordiques game until ‘93 or so.

When a five star man speaks, I prick up my ears and listen.

Alexei Yashin

My main contacts at one of my companies vendors is a sweet grandmother in her late 60s. After she did an outstanding job pulling a project together at the last minute I emailed her my office’s de rigeur compliment, a gif of Mike Myers giving a thumbs up and saying “Excellent!”. Talking to her on the phone later that…

This may explain why half the pictures on his Instagram are fax cover pages.

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

Such language! Do you kiss your mothe— nevermind.

Sent to me by Sean Spicer.

If only he would stick to sports...

“Why isn’t this guy who is a potential number 1 draft pick and consequently FINALLY going to start getting paid for all the risks he takes willing to play one more meaningless unpaid game and run the chance of getting injured and damaging his draft stock for no reason whatsoever beyond a handful of jackass pundits…

Am I the only one who thinks Sean Spicer looks like Curt Schilling’s slightly less rednecky little brother?

What a gritty, fundamentally sound holdout.

thats not how geese walk maybe you should leave ornithology to the ornithologists and stick to sports smh