Snap out of it and get me that roast beef shortie with mac & cheese combo meal.

I wanna rag on Howard, but Jussie needs love and support from his closest family. Even if he’s guilty. 

It sounds like sitting on apple sauce with your bare ass. 

Says the guy who looks like Leap Day William.

Are you sure? Because Barstool still exists. 

Ilya Kovalchuk signed with the Devils in 2010 for 17 years and $100m with ~$90m being paid in the first ten years. The contract was voided, as they were trying to circumvent the salary cap. I'm. Willing to bet this is also cannot be done in MLB. 

Is this what you’re going for?

Flip Cutch and Franco.

Don’t let the fans of Washington’s football team see this. 

I suppose the owners should spend every single penny they have and earn zero salary.

Yep! That's why I got 63 correct. 

You got numerous votes. They voted for that guy, that other guy, that other guy and that other guy.

Schilling will never get in because of his big mouth and I couldnt be happier. 

No one takes mid-range shots in the new NBA. Either drive the basket or shoot a three. Houston took 105 shots and 70(!!!) were beyond the arc. 

I think the ALRIGHT song is meant to parody the Aussie Ole, Ole Ole Ole chant. 

He hasnt played since 2016 and the only black ink on his bbref page is caught stealing.

What was an ostrich doing at the gym on Christmas? 

Yankee fans deserve this. 

Twitter is great If you know how to use it. The blocking filters work. I follow sports and comediens and local fans of my fav teams. I blocked lebron james and the supreme idiot in cheif. And it’s glorious.

How does it say 1:58? Efficient seems to be a terrible description here. 

How does it say 1:58? Efficient seems to be a terrible description here.