I'm an asshole and I cant help myself. 

It’s a generic (oops. It’s elastic, not leather) strap I bought last year. It has a leather bit that you slip your finger into for comfort. I cannot recall where I bought it. My amazon history comes up blank. Maybe it was Bed Bath & Beyond. Sorry  I cant be more helpful.

It’s a generic (oops. It’s elastic, not leather) strap I bought last year. It has a leather bit that you slip your…

Keuchel and Harvey are wayyyy past their prime and fifth starters at best. 

I don’t see anything wrong.

I bought a leather strap and superglued a pop socket to it. Therefore, I can remove it at night for wireless charging. And it’s a bit more flexible in my hand, rather than being rigidly glued to your phone. It also works as a stand! 

I bought a leather strap and superglued a pop socket to it. Therefore, I can remove it at night for wireless…

He looks like a fuck face to me.

Lol. Hot Cleveland just killed me.

Loderunner, MicroLeague Baseball and 4th &Inches need to be mentioned here.

I’m very happy the Eagles won it last year. This new football game is not fun to me anymore.

Dude. You may have a gambling problem.

Don't forget Cel-Ray. Tastes just like celery. 

Bradshaw yodeled so you didn’t have to hear piss hitting the toilet. You should have thanked him. 

This wallet stays in my lunchbag all day, as I drive for a living. The only time it goes in my pocket is when I run errands or go out for the night. I've had it for three years and still going strong. The elastic band is what sets it above the rest and quells my fear of anything falling out. 

This wallet stays in my lunchbag all day, as I drive for a living. The only time it goes in my pocket is when I run…

Surely you cant be serious. 

I remember that play. I wanna say Culpepper or Vick or Vince Young. It was definitely a running QB.  

What would Trimp know about high character? 

Shit. I’ve never heard that point of view. Thank you for this.

I can dig it. I usually hear price as the number one problem, which is faulty reasoning because RAZORS ON YOUR FACE. Get that confortable shave. 

zero wins in 16 games yields a zero winning percentage. Math is good. 

Razor blades. Your face deserves it.