Quick. Put on these dungarees.

“The towering homer that Hansel Robles served up to Howie Kendrick in the ninth was, by that point, relatively meaningless.”

My father was my little league head coach and third base coach. When he put the squeeze on, he’s put his two fists together, as to mimic squeezing the water out of the washrag. It’s been 35 years and I can still picture it in my head. He’s the coolest dude I know.

¡Muy bien!

Not as mentally grueling as the four fantasy football leagues I lost last season.

Stop making me laugh on an article about rape.

I have a relative who brings tupperware and starts packing up food before anyone can ask for seconds. We laugh and laugh.

No need to taunt this very calm and stable human being.

Ditto. And the endless scrolling has ended.

This is Baseball 101 and I’m shocked the author didn’t know this.

“Congratulations to LeBron James on another Finals appearance.”

Making 8th inning pitching changes in the 6th inning will deplete your bullpen in a hurry.

Bravo.

Warm. Straightforward. Passionate. Forgiving. This is a female Tinder bio.

I had 120 apps logged on with Facebook and deleted them one by one over the weekend. Blerg.

Andy Benes.

Philly, city of champions.

Yes, she does.

You stay in the grays until you come around.

Does he make it into EA Sports Hockey ‘19?