Coke that is marked "Kosher for Passover" is also a real-sugar formulation.

Illinois AD Ron Guenther has announced that Ron Turner will return to Champaign as the replacement for the net the punter and kicker use to warm up on the sidelines. In a related story, alumni donations have spiked.

@A Message To Rudy: Would also accept Willie Mays Aikens LastName.

@two dollar seats: How about walking out of that room and getting the "how'd you like my porn stash" look from Nurse Ballbricker?

@The_Red_Monkey: Came in to say that.

@Disco Choo: It's also why the Chiefs have him on speed dial.

My father was the consumate road warrior computer geek until he retired earlier this fall (hey, the man started with punchcards). At Thanksgiving I discovered that he now gets home delivery of USAToday. I really don't know how to approach him about this.

So the Green Goblin is Blair Kamin?

I have to endorse Rheinlander in bottles. The shitty labels come off if you look at them funny and buying Rheinlander is actually cheaper than buying empty bottles for your homebrew operation.

@Jhonka: Same thing in parts of Asia.

Solution: Get U of Chicago to field D-I teams in basketball and football.

@Peter Nincompoop: NCAA rules. You have to have 12 teams to have a championship game.

@Kid-A-Hole: He probably killed someone, just not her.

You need more than beer to put together IKEA furniture. You need power tools, too.

Also, if I have curling on while talking on the phone with my dad, I get the full multimedia Angry 60-year-old experience.

Vince Young just teleported Drew to the cornfield for making fun of his shirt.

@zyodei: Came in here to mention seeing them as taxis in Seoul back in October.

Geek Squad's pretty shaky with low voltage as it is. They're going to turn them loose on 120 or 240 volt?

@daveberman: To recap, things the Bears got from the Illini: color scheme, Red Grange, Dick Butkus, Ron Turner, and a penchant for dramatic, yet pointless late season victories.

@thetaxman: Neither. Duct tape. Like napalm, It Sticks to Kids.