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@blogsarefun: I'm with you. And the people who write "Law & Order: SVU" are FAR bigger bastards than the people at Pixar.

@Tanshanomi: When we were house shopping, we saw a couple of basement garages in the Chicago 'burbs. Three things you don't want: exhaust going into living spaces, a car fire catching your whole house on fire before you can get out, and a water heater or furnace in the same room as your car. Gasoline vapors (as

@BadIdea: I was in Korea last month. There are precious few U.S. cars on the road, almost all SUVs and bigger 'status' cars. Chevy's making some inroads with midsize sedans, but it's hard for U.S. automakers to sell there what they sell here when gas is $6-7 a gallon, registration fees are based on engine

@TheStarterWife: I always wondered why the suicide rate goes up at holiday time. Then I got married.

@Richard Starkey: Followup question: You do realize that if you launch into a campaign to rid me of my friends out of petty jealousy that I will have no choice but to talk to you about sports, power tools, porn, the good parts of "The Godfather", and last night's "Family Guy" right?

Here in the Greatest Second City in the world, Chicago, we have an expressway that goes through what used to be the main post office.

@bravo: Yes it is. FIRE LOVIE SMITH!

Anything rented from U-Haul.

The paper ass-gasket is mandatory on airplane toilets, just so you can see it get sucked down the drain at high velocity when you flush. #openmailbagtuesday

@Blast it, Biggs: Must be willing to read "Curious George Attends a Zoning Hearing" over and over until you don't have to actually read it, just recite it as you flip the pages AND you must not get bored enough doing so to insert drug humor, references to the Bush Administration, or lines from "Aliens" into the

Tom Kite just realized who swiped the sun block out of his tour bag. #sammysosasskin

@Barb-A-Rod: Doubly. She's fully prepared, so if she's not knocked up a week after you start, it'll be your fault. The next thing you know you're holding a little cup, about to find out what kind of porn middle aged nurses would pick out. Answer: the kind with a plot. #openmailbagtuesday

@Coreboy: Um. You know the blue and red signs are the Interstate number and the WHITE signs are the speed limit, right? #qotd

This is all a ploy to allow Col. Blake to press the bet at the half. #brandonspikes

@AtlBchGator: I was going to stick with the question and say "four random Hot Wheels in the toe of a sock" but whatever. #qotd