Later today, Bob will engage Pope Benedict in a glowering contest. #jalopnikvsgm

@Pat Patriot Was A Halfway Decent Center: The real fix will be setting the study up to exclude any player who ever ran a crossing route for Brett Favre. #science

I understand that the NFL got a good deal on a team of ex-Tobacco Institute scientists to run this study.

I can't believe Drew's talking about waffle fries without mentioning Irish Nachos. Platter of waffle fries, covered in melted cheddar, green onions and bacon. Dollop with sour cream.

I dunno. The paint scheme looks more like a P51 or F86 than a P40. P40s tended to be olive drab with a light underbelly.

Wait, UM fans, UW fans, Vikings fans and Packer Backers all in the same city on the same weekend? Will they harness the power of inner thigh friction to light the Metrodome?

@Nighthawke: I remember that article. I recall that they only started it on private property due to dire threats from the EPA. When they did the usual "action cornering" photos to go with the article they were of the Trabant....on a trailer. Fun article.

@pauljones: This is what happens when you try to carry a design element that makes visual sense on a sedan across your whole line without standing back and asking "Does this make sense anymore?"

@PowerTryp forever Minardi: Don't forget trunk size.

The business term for what's happened at ESPN is a "Bozo Explosion"

@twoeightnine: That sounds familiar. Wasn't that the plot of Spider-man 3?

@Karlifornia: Youse have ta have it in cans if youse goin' out to the bocce lawn out back.

Mickey Mouse Fucking Clubhouse. GAH! It's all CG, with about a third of the animation carried from one episode to the other, opening and closing songs concocted by They Might Be Giants in a lab specifically to bore through your skull and wipe out everything you learned sophomore year (both years for Big 12…

Just out of frame: stuffed goat, sippy cup of Old Style.

What, no Mrs. Jose Lima? I'm not saying she's trashy, but any excuse to post a picture....

Is it not strange that when we view talented athletes with overbearing parents we try to fit them into two categories: Inevitable trainwreck or inevitable champion? Does it seem like there's a tendency to project one or the other onto Michelle?

Somewhere outside Seoul is a genetic engineering lab that's trying to develop a golfer that's the average of Michelle Wie and Christina Kim in terms of height, rack, and personality.

@Fuzzy Dunlop: You have to look closer. More than half those veggies are pickled or otherwise highly processed. And the whole thing is sprinkled with celery salt. Just to give "stroke" a fighting chance over "heart failure" in the race to wind up on the autopsy report.

@acarr260: Through the red light, off the traffic barricade, over the crazy motorcycle delivery guy...

Is there even a term for a billet ricer?