Oh, nonono. I no longer work for them. Cell Phone companies suck to work for. Now I work for pretty major software company. They’re pretty nice.

Always carry a spare.

Yeah well I would carry a spare but somebody won’t share. I’m looking at you Dave, you greedy fuckface.

here’s why i think it isnt her:

Right, and then day 2 Sarah Sanders will give a press conference saying “the President would never use a body double, we have no comment on this ridiculous assertion”

Exactly. The only way he could pull something like this off is if they didn’t tell him. Since he’s such a warm and devoted spouse, I’m sure he’d pick up on that right away. Hell, she may have taken off ages ago and no one’s noticed.

Okay, but if it was a body double, Trump definitely would say something like, “my wife Melania, she’s right here. This is definitely not a body double.”

Of course he says he doesn’t remember anything. Why would he? When you are a famous person meeting a non-famous person, it’s far more likely that the interaction would just fade into the background of your memory, as opposed to when you are a non-famous person meeting a famous person. In 2007 I shook Barack Obama’s…

Things like this make me feel incredibly old. It doesn’t even cross my mind to wonder about who’s drinking or who’s not — I invite friends I like (and who I think would like each other), we have alcoholic and non-alcoholic offerings at hand, and it doesn’t cross anyone mind to wonder “is that a rum & coke or just a…

I’ve also read the old guy said “respect.” Either way, you’re an idiot punch another person at a sporting event, concert of any other place where there are a bunch of witness and cameras. Unless he’s wearing a Trump shirt. Then, by all means, have at him.

And the immediate reaction of lily white Kyle Adam was to lash out violently on behalf of latinos? Think this puts the “spic” thing to rest. What white guy you know is going to immediately throw punches in that situation?

No. You don’t hit anybody unless they’ve instigated a physical confrontation. There are better, more mature ways to take the fucker down. Use your words.

It’s no CTS-V, but I’m pretty fond of the color on my (almost) equally rare stick wagon.

I think he just may have been making reference to the other kind of used Magnums; cf. the horses in Little Red Corvette.

This goes for you, as well:

When the law routinely fails the victims as much as women who endure sexual harassment / assault what alternatives do they have other than suffering in silence or publicly shaming their harasser? The law shields sexual predators more often than not.

In their TV commercial for the phone the screen turns black and white while the person fumbles with their phone using abnormally large gestures. They shake their head and look sideways at the camera.

I agree with most of what you said, but this is, IMO, wrong:

Men’s World Cup soccer was the one sport where just about everyone could set aside the both the problematic history of this country and its somewhat terrifying future and be a ridiculous pro-U.S.A. nationalist for 90 minutes.

There was one season...ONE where I think everyone brought their fucking A Game. It was the season with Uli, the red-head lady who was pregnant, Michael from ATL and Jeffrey. They were the final four and their shit was immaculate. Any of them could have won. Still my favorite season, next to season 7 (mostly because it…