Everytime Nick acknowledged “Rachel is black.” I waited for him to finish the sentence “...and I am white.” But alas, the white peoples conceit that ‘black’ = ‘other’ lives on.

thank u. (and i think you meant “giving *bad notes”). why do networks like to ruin their own shows???

Q: what would John Early be without his Britney impression?

Dude. I watched like 6 episodes of Fixer Upper in a row right after the election in an effort to numb bad feelings, when suddenly, it hit me: Chip and Jo DEFINITELY voted for Trump. End Marathon/Resume Panic.

Great! Now can stupid people PLEASE stop being afraid of terrorists?!!?

its intentional

reminder that Maks and Erin Andrews did a sexy silk sheets dance when she was competing (and they were secretly dating!)

Yeah I actually started to worry for her and their unborn child. Not even joking.

She’s a God warrior. She’s a God warrior.

yes. didnt need to read the story. yes.

I had to rewind Hayes’s bangs-smearing move multiple times Monday night. So hyper- and yet un- self-aware.

thats the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me

That is not ‘photoshopped’, that shit is a body double

luv you

watching them get fancy and interviewed on the Today show is kind of like watching your college roommate on TV. You want to giggle uncomfortably when they make polite chit chat with Al Roker.

AND ALSO the Taliban movie that’s coming out in March!

i feel it is relevant to bring up that Mean Girls was based on a non-fiction/self-help book

Forgive me, I have to split some hairs here: