The other night I was walking to my house from my car with my boyfriend. We were taking up the whole sidewalk, and I could hear someone walking behind us so I guided him over closer to me so they could pass. He was so confused about what I was doing until the person (who turned out to be another young woman) passed…

That was my first question to my doctor- what if there’s an earthquake? She assured me that the building has many backstops in place in the event of power outages and whatnot, but with the caveat that, indeed, acts of god couldn’t really be accounted for.

I just completed my first round of egg-freezing at a fertility clinic, and I will say it stung that I was frequently the only woman there alone, without a partner. Granted, my boyfriend was in his apartment, asleep in his bed, still existing, but it hurt to think that I was there doing something alone for myself,…

oh, that was fun. thank you for sharing.

apologies wrt pronoun usage. it’s even in the dang article! ugh!

I stopped eating sugar and bread because I was getting yeast infections (?) (or irritation) so frequently. I learned this technique from a friend. It works pretty well! Now, whenever I cheat and have a delicious sandwich or ice cream cone too many times back to back... HELLO ITCH! It’s enough to tell me that…

Call me crazy but isn’t it pretty well known that Jill Soloway is also potentially sketchy? I thought I remember hearing that she has a bed in her office, casting couch style. Did I dream this?

RuPaula Abdul.

MORE PLEASE

ALERT ALERT WE HAVE FOUND THE WOMAN IN YELLOW!!

Oh my goddd!!! She’s here!!!!

She’s definitely an LA local with the afternoon free, and she’s definitely had an edible.

I work in reality tv, in post-production, and I say that exact phrase ALL. THE. TIME. I’m usually having a frustrated imaginary hypothetical conversation with my field producer. So often, the field will, either intentionally or unintentionally, tell my bosses about something that happened off camera,and that…

Oops you accidentally used a pic of Kacey Musgraves!!

it’s the only correct response to this story

You could’ve ended that last paragraph at “whiteness.”

WHO PAYS FOR HER THERAPY?!?!!?!? Mine costs more than my rent!

wait a sec-- who paid for the HOUSE IN THE HAMPTONS?!?!?!!??

Yeah— the money from the family is essentially untaxed income which is infuriating to me for some reason (the reason is because I live in California and pay 30% income tax)

EXSQUEASE ME, but there is ONLY ONE How to Be Famous.