fingersmaloy
fingersmaloy
6/19/19
3:02 PM
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I love your "Look at this ____" headline template, Luke. It's so to-the-point without sensationalizing already neat things. 

5/22/19
11:38 AM
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What’s the difference between thinking it’s worth living in a place and it being worth living in a place? Isn’t personal fulfillment what makes anything worthwhile?

5/16/19
1:11 PM
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To begin with, I suspect the guy made the crack thinking the flight attendants aren’t the ones who dictate what concessions they’re allowed to offer. At least, I’ve always thought that. So if anything, it was a criticism of a company-wide protocol. Read more

12/19/18
5:31 PM
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Aw, you were always my favorite Kotaku person. Best of luck with your future aspirations.

12/17/18
2:11 PM
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Let’s not forget Bill Nighy taking every opportunity to publicly fat-humiliate his loyal manager, and then having an epiphany—spurred by ????—that he LOVES ACTUALLY his fat manager, but ew NOT LIKE THAT, he just wants to get pissed and watch porn together, a platonic sort of love.

9/20/18
4:25 PM
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And for that matter, it’s invertebrate* not introvertebrate. 

9/20/18
1:51 PM
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The ability to walk around like a zombie is actually the final ability you get in Dead Rising 1. It’s the absolute ultimate thing you can achieve in the game, transcending even getting the best ending, because even the best ending just spits you out at the beginning of the game again with more “Prestige Points,” which Read more

8/25/18
2:15 PM
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I was in a milder version of the latter scenario—deeply unhappy in a relationship and unable to break up because of the guilt and her relentless resistance. I don’t think my ex was abusive in the way described above, but she often made little jabs and seemed generally unhappy, and I wondered why the topic of breaking Read more

7/10/18
6:14 PM
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The Jet Grind/Set Radio games have the highest attractiveness to funness ratio, by which I mean they are extremely attractive and not really very fun at all, so that’s my write-in vote. Give me Jet Grind Radio with a ton of control over my character, bigger areas (or a seamless open map), and more to do. Make it Read more

6/27/18
8:21 PM
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Shortly after this game came out and the response was quite bad, I confessed to a game design-savvy friend that I liked the game anyway. “Well,” he said, “that’s because you’re a romantic person.” Read more

6/20/18
3:16 PM
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I always appreciate the simplicity of Luke’s headlines. “Look at [blank]” “Let’s [blank]”

6/15/18
2:53 AM
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What am I missing about the translator one? Seems like he did an admirable job in both the embedded video and the linked video....

6/12/18
12:58 PM
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I don’t get the “senpai rookie police officer” joke.