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I don’t know if I can call this stalking, but I used to live in an apartment directly across the hall from this dude who would wait inside his door listening for me and come out to chat every time I walked up to my door. He kept inviting himself inside. I started sneaking down the hallway and then I’d unlock the door

Really girl?

perfection, i will use it from now on. Kasich need to go away, far, far away. I don’t know what version of Talmud he read. Instagram version?

I give you Woman NOT Working At A Computer Because She Is Calling The 24-Hr Help Line, ca. 1995:

Fun fact, that’s probably like... half a megabyte she’s holding right there. Or way less.

thank you, melissa.

“Beggin’ Strips commercials”?

I’m glad everyone has a video camera with them at all times now. This stuff has always gone on. Now we know about it.

Lord help that new brand of Ouija boards, Seayoncé.

I want to see Ivanka with half of her head shaved

Petition for all the trump daughters (are there more than ivanka and tiffany?) to start an anarchist punk group

I placed an ad on a website (not Tinder), where I clearly stated my age (46) and age preference (43-50) and got a response from my sons’s BEST friend who is 25, who has been living with his gf for 5 years...

There were 2 reasons I chose our pediatrician, and it was based on negative Yelp reviews.

Uh oh. I accidentally saw an email last night that my cat sent to this photgrapher setting up a special photography session with his wonderful owner NEXT WEEK.

To have great pain is to have certainty, to hear that another person is in pain is to have doubt.

This article doesn’t deny the existence of Lyme disease. It actually talks in depth about how serious it is, how to detect it, treatments.

I know cool way to play Sims 4... Play Sims 3!

Sounds pretty lucrative. How does this look once the following factors are considered: living expenses in more/less expensive areas, job security, and hours per week worked?