My first car was a 2002, and my current car is a 2010. I like this article.

The definition of a meme is an Internet joke that's run into the ground so much that you would lose all your friends if you overused even the funniest joke that much in real life.

Glad you’re happy, but as a 2-time ex-Florida resident I would take any amount of snow and winter incompetence over ever having to set foot in that cursed sauna of a state ever again.

Amen. I moved from the DMV to Indiana to LA and each one has been an exponential improvement regarding the competency of other drivers.

A Bugatti SUV? It needs a 4,600 hp prime mover from a locomotive or it's garbage.

They should name this one after a good pencil too.

No rally stages? Why not?

This is what I came to say! Love that car all the same.

Being from DC, nobody can drive but it seems like the Marylanders are worse. DC’s driver problem isn’t people being jerks like in Houston or Chicago, it’s that apparently everybody got their license in a raffle at 7-11 and never actually bothered to learn how to properly operate a vehicle, let alone understand things…

I think this idea is too good to only let the 911 have it.

This car, in this exact spec, color, and year, is my #1 dream car.

The Chrysler Sebring Convertible. I'd rather get chlamydia than have to look at one for more than a quick glance. Worst car ever made, easily.

I mean it’s definitely not the prettiest car in the world but I really never minded the Aztek. I never understood why so many people hate it so much.

Many people loudly claim that the Aztek is the ugliest car ever made and I really don’t understand why. When things like the Chrysler Sebring convertible exist, the Aztec isn’t even in the top 10.

You know, it’s okay to say “my parents are willing to buy me (or help me buy) a car” instead of inventing a hilariously backwards financial "reason".

No, a USB port is better. The trick is not to use your phone (for once) and use a dedicated USB drive with everything sorted into folders. My old car had an aftermarket stereo with just such a setup and it was a amazing. My current car has an aux instead and it's so much worse to use. Not to mention unsafe since you…

Don’t need cruise control or power windows but you do need automatic braking? Ohhhhhhhhhkay.

I never forgot about the Virage! In fact it’s the only Aston on my list of dream cars. It’s been my favorite Aston ever since I saw a picture of it in that orange when it was released.

Why do I like this?

It’s because the Murano CC is an abomination, and this thing is good.