Maybe they just really like the Alan Parsons Project.

Yeah, but if they outsourced games they’d all have intrusive ads and encourage you to pay to unlock additional features. Then it would no longer be “are we there yet?”...it would now be “Can you buy this level pack for me?”

But Torch, you’re forgetting one important thing.

So wait...where was the “tight curve”?

I think the conclusion we can draw from this is obvious:

The IV has always been my favorite.

I was like “‘unpronouncable’? No way!”

And then I spent the next 2 minutes trying to say Swiftster without sounding like an idiot. I did not succeed. (And no, dropping the T in Swift (“Swifster”) is not legal. Stop cheating.)

Not crazy weird, but crazy awesome, in a Jalop sort of way.

This list made me laugh a little too hard. Homy GT Limousine Zuckerberg might be my favorite.

Be thankful he didn’t post the original sanic video.

I’d be fine with being mistaken for a hairdresser.

So, I roleplay. I’ve seen a lot of weird stuff doing it online (I roleplay on a dedicated forum, and prefer writing collaborative novels with original characters to acting out weird fandom fantasies), but that’s just part of the game.

The best part of this article is that every single ‘90s phrase used in it is still in my everyday vocabulary.

10/10, I agree with every car on this list. Came for 917/30, left happy.

Part of me (and I really mean all of me) wishes that Dora and Schwerer Gustav had been deemed a raging success by the Germans so that they built more of them. Those two behemoths are basically the coolest things ever. If I ever write an alt-history military sci-fi novel, it’ll be one where grand scale railroad warfare…

E30? Seriously...?

Even your description of it makes it sound less fun than pretty much every other vehicle on the list.

I have finally discovered the lone bastion of people in this world whose tastebuds haven’t been overcome with dilusions.

This right here. I love my car to death and driving it is one of my favorite things. It’s an ‘02 Forester. I’ve driven much faster cars but I don’t care.

0.) Fury Program

“I will also secretly endow the National Space Defence Force (NSDF). No one will know about the NSDF… everyone will know about NASA.” - President Dwight D. Eisenhower

The Cold War turned hot in a war around the Solar System between the Americans and the Soviet Cosmo Colonist Army (CCA), as they fought…

I wanted one badly when it first came out.