GO OUT AND ASK PEOPLE, "WHO'S THE SHOW?!"

Purdue? The university?

Well, the interesting thing is that it was built under the supervision of then-owner Jeffrey Loria, a noted art dealer, and parts of the park were designed by respected artists (if I recall bits from an article I read years ago correctly).

The Shakers bit was classic Doughboys - Wiger was totally in the right to be confused by Mitch's weird, out-of-nowhere nickname for people who purchase and consume milkshakes, and Mitch's instant escalation into 'FUCK YOU WIGER' territory is the perfect example of how these guys pull off the "old married couple"…

I loved when Besser got apprehensive when Gabrus seemingly pulled a Gabrus and mentioned that his time as a Jones Beach lifeguard involved "profiling"…only for Jon to reveal that it meant that seeing a guy stride into the ocean in jean shorts and belt on meant he'd need saving in a matter of minutes.

"commenterwave"? I thought we agreed to call it "post-core"

Caitlin PenzeyMoog one-upped Imogen Poots for me years ago.

I…sigh…dated a Mormon girl long ago (she was not from Utah, though), and I remember her talking about her planned baby names for the children she wanted to have. I can't remember the names specifically, but they were really weird, esoteric (to me, at least) Old Testament kind of names.

You just want the essence of the ejaculate…

Jaws is betta

What's odd to me is how often I see people buying airplane bottles when I'm at the ABC store. The last few times I've gone, someone in line has been buying two or three of the things.

State-controlled liquor sales aren't that "crazy" (in that there are plenty of states that do that), but Pennsylvania has plenty of weird laws regarding the selling of alcohol in general.

I don't know you, man. I just responded to a silly statement you made.

That's a pretty lazy reading of my comment.

He doles out fake praise all the fucking time. He puckishly nips around the edges of laying into his guests' projects, but rarely does he really go at them.

Pounds per Square Inch Factor?

Good to keep the Yang up!

Does MLB have a draft?! Only 40 FUCKING ROUNDS of a draft!

It's mandatory.

Sure, blame it on Wikipedia…