If your maple syrup is getting mouldy, you might not even BE Canadian. But if you pronounce it 'surrup' (vs 'see-rup), then you are a total hoser, congrats!

Totally agree- Canadians are not super polite!! We're not! We're just normal, and we simply look polite and well-mannered IN COMPARISON.

He probably meant "here, buy"

For a true intersection of Christianity and Kenny Loggins (and who among us hasn't been on that search), check out 'hyperbole and a half kenny loggins'.

(n., regional). If you're from Canada you're going to have to specify by snowmobile manufacturer. A true hoser will say 'ski-doo'.

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In the spirit of this thread, I would also like to add that I'm sorry for causing all that cancer.

Dad: WHERE'S THAT KID?
Calvin: Bog monster must've got him!

Seconded!

Canadian grannies clean them, tie them all together and knit them into sleeping pallets. Then they send them to people in need all over the world. What does YOUR granny do?