It’s not an “issue.” The Defense of Fart Party is insane and disgusting.

I worked at a Skyline Chili in Armpit, Indiana for about a month in college. Sunday mornings, I shit you not Church groups would come in and basically just throw all their food on the floor and leave pamphlets on the table. They would leave and it would look like they were just tossing shredded cheese in the air like…

I believe I can speak for all of us when I say, “Fuck Church Groups”