No, that was the FIRST time that they ran through the history of the universe.

Hi, Animitonio!

That's around the time my mother tried pizza. It was ethnic food until the 60s or so.

That Kate McKinnon/Fatal Attraction sketch wasn't supposed to arouse me, was it?

Still waiting to hear how Kristen Stewart being gay explains her cheating on her boyfriend with the married father of two young kids.

70s liberal = "right wing" by today's standards. The progressive left keeps progressing left.

Depends on the sitcom. "Friends" or "Cheers" or "Community" might be fun.

You really should watch Veronica Mars.

I think the joke is just that Jason's an idiot who confused "spouses can't testify against each other" with "no one can testify against us."

Fake Eleanor said "Medium Place" and I'm flashing to A Wrinkle in Time. That's probably a personal problem.

"Old Hitler has the shakes."

Regarding Apu's claim that his god could be a Pixar hero, you should all see the animated short "Sanjay's Super Team."

Yeah, but that all fits into "glib conman in over his head," not "racist demagogue dictator."

Last I heard, they're not going to need a Kellyanne much longer. She doesn't want to work in the White House. Said she has kids to raise.

"If this is a new, angrier Pete Davidson, it’s an improvement."

I'm grateful for small favors—I was seriously worried that this ep would be a hymn to the glories of the revolutionary health care system.

I liked Godzilla grabbing the plane on the way home. Don't worry, he usually lets go after 20 minutes or so.

"I don’t know when the lightbulb went on this week, but, as soon as it became apparent what song was being played and what character and actress was playing it, I can’t imagine a lot of viewers being able to hold back a lot of the emotions from this past week. I sure couldn’t."

"I’ve maintained since the episode aired that having Trump host the show is a self-inflicted wound Saturday Night Live may never fully recover from."

"was thus cheating on his lovely fiancée Sara when he slept with Mindy in an elevator…"